Aside from being accused of Bogarting the remote from time to time, you don’t often elicit comparisons to smooth-as-a-fine-scotch Film Noir detective-y types. Your slow smile is a little too quick. Your fast-talkin’ is a little too slow. But that’s all about to change. 

How? On account of this little notebook from Alexander Olch. With a smart little flip-cover that makes it perfect for scribbling down your latest jib-jabby quip (and drawing just the right amount of attention when you do), it’s a clever companion for late-night drinking sessions, big meetings at work, and even keeping a gift list or two. Here’s one to get you started: this notebook, accompanied with the coordinating necktie, makes a tidy little set for high-class holiday giving. Slick as you are, you’ll know the perfect thing to say when your lucky dad/brother/friend unwraps this thoughtful gift; unless, of course, you’ve learned to stutter. Get it here.

Plus: make your purchase before December 1 to get in on East Dane’s biggest spend-to-save sale of the year. No brand exclusions. Details here.